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Where the posts are made up and the points don't matter.
Apr 27 '13

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Apr 26 '13

This posting specializes in

jibbery style oinkery what don’t make no sense at all.

Apr 23 '13
Weird Allie Yankovic’s new song, to the tune of Franz Ferdinand’s Take Me Out.

Weird Allie Yankovic’s new song, to the tune of Franz Ferdinand’s Take Me Out.

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Apr 23 '13
dogshaming:

Izzie Monster
I ate 13 keys off my Dad’s laptop. Now I have the alphabet poops!View Post

dogshaming:

Izzie Monster

I ate 13 keys off my Dad’s laptop. Now I have the alphabet poops!

View Post

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Apr 23 '13

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Apr 22 '13

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Apr 19 '13

Bit coins

visualamor:

Tell me what you know.

I’m going to assume you’re serious:

It’s a currency system based on rarity and is self-limiting as to quantity: the process to produce bc or enact a transfer automatically registers with every other “holder” of a bc, and the computing power required to produce a bc is exponentially greater with every single bc generated by anyone. Because of the methodology used, any transfer creates anonymity for both recipient and sender and is also therefore a self-laundering currency. Because the market is totally unregulated, any dweeb with enough online friends can legally and pretty easily manipulate the market. There have been several crashes already with thousands of USD flushed into la-la land. Its only real value is as a virtual tender of exchange for black market goods.

“Mining” bc can produce $3/day or so if your electricity is free or comes in at a reduced cost, but oh wait you gotta cool that system somehow. Massive investment cost with low return, unless you count the heartwarming, tickly warmth that comes from a ‘fuq da gubbermint’ attitude and action.

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Apr 17 '13

Fearful Old Xenophobes Need Echoboxes Where Someone Inane Natters Constantly.

Tags: acronymicon fox news fox

Apr 8 '13

The response when I say I’m cooking something I’ve never cooked before

Before the fact:

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After:

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Apr 8 '13
The question is whether it was bought that way.

The question is whether it was bought that way.

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Apr 1 '13

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Apr 1 '13

Life’s Little Victories (see also: K Chronicles)

-her cats like your dog.

-you favorite show just got put on Netflix.

-there’s just enough salsa for the bag of tortilla chips.

-found enough change in the couch cushions for another pack.

-that one game play where you screwed everything up didn’t autosave.

-that hiss you kept hearing in your car got found by the older, experienced oil change guys, and it’s a fix you can do yourself.

-the ipod battery runs out just as you’re finishing your work.

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Apr 1 '13

Today I smoked a fishy.

And it will taste delishy.

Apr 1 '13

Entertainment

TV- Supernatural, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Twilight Zone, Ugly Americans (too weird to live, RIP)

Books/Comix- Sandman, Transmetropolitan, All Quiet on the Western Front, Wikipedia, Oglaf

Movies- Rango, Terminator 2, Atlantis, Up, The New Guy

Food- smoked fish, baked beans (hot saute with a bit of cheese, soy sauce, sugar, and mojo), huevos rancheros, creamy brully, and beeeeer! Also bourbon. And a quart of Valentina.

Tags: entertainment food books

Apr 1 '13

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